What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:46
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
After a few moments he returns.
{RING} {RING}
What are you wearing under your clothes today?
Yes sir it is.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What is your biggest mistake or regret?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.